Come on! There must be someone left in the universe I haven’t screwed up, yet.
(Source: pooptologist, via potterology-)
a moment of silence for all the people whose faces are used as reaction pictures in text posts and they have no idea
(Source: yesimbeyonce, via radicalbubblegumbitch)
It’s time to take your medicine Amy
#reality
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOFUCKYOU
nOPE
(via iknowyouregold)
The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.
This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.
the most amazing and beautiful woman in the world
(via wevegoneourseparateways)
the year is 2071. we are gathered around grandpa’s bedside. he’s weak, but calm. he reaches over to me and grabs my hand. nostalgia fills his eyes as he breathes his final breath: “i was a 90’s kid”
(Source: codkwassa, via bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas)
”See this is what happens when you travel alone for too long”
(Source: thesarahjanesmith, via potterology-)
DONT YOU JUST HATE THE WRAPPED POPSICLES THAT COME IN A VARIETY PACK BECAUSE THERES NO LABEL SAYING WHICH IS THE RED SO YOU HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON THE WRAPPER TO SEE IF THE RED SHOWS THROUGH AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP GETTING A GRAPE OR ORANGE BECAUSE ITS HARD TO TELL AND YOUVE ALREADY OPENED IT SO YOU HAVE TO EAT IT JESUS CHRIST ITS 2012 GIVE US LABELED POPSICLES
(Source: princesspichu, via maargaerytyrell)
- my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

HIS NAMETAG
IT’S SO MUCH FUNNIER AFTER YOU SEE THE MOVIE
I DIDNT GET IT I THOUGHT IT WAS ROBERT BEING AN ASS BUT NO
(Source: robertdowneyjrgif, via mango-milkshakes)
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.
(Source: ohioisonfiire, via noise--complaints)





